YOU ARE SO COOKED
The official SPL token for when you've stared into the abyss of 1-minute charts and the abyss stared back. Your portfolio's personal smoke alarm on Solana.
The Meltdown
Utility in Futility
$COOKED is more than a token; it's a support group for the financially reckless. It gamifies failure through schadenfreude.
Our upcoming platform will allow you to submit your most catastrophic trades, your most degen leverage plays, and your most soul-crushing liquidations. The community votes, the best (worst) submission gets rewarded, and we all have a good laugh at our collective pain. It's proof-of-failure, monetized.
STATUS: FULLY COOKED
Tokenomics
Simpler than your last trade setup. No funny business, just vibes.
1 Billion
Total Supply
One for every time you said "it can't go lower".
Burnt & Buried
Liquidity
LP tokens are sent to the fiery abyss. Just like your PnL.
0% / 0%
Buy/Sell Tax
We're cooked, not greedy. No taxes on your trauma.
How To Get Cooked
Ready to join the kitchen? It's a simple three-step recipe for disaster.
1. GET A WALLET
Download Phantom or Solflare wallet. If you don't know how, you're probably not cooked enough for us yet.
2. GET SOME SOL
Buy some SOL on a centralized exchange and send it to your new Solana wallet address. This will be your cooking fuel.